You decorate badly.

Like my friend, Missy, who takes pitty on ugly children and gives them free haircuts, I am here to rescue you from your bad decorating. Oh sure I am just an amateur, but I think you'll find that I am a lot better at it than you are. I want your homes to be beautiful so would you stop hanging your pictures so damn high?

In the coming weeks and months I will show you what to do with all those old picture frames, window panes and old doors. What? you don't have a bunch of old doors hanging around your house? Well, don't get me started about my fetish-like collection of decrepit old doors.