I was waiting in line at the DMV. When my number was called I approached the counter. My girls were swarming around me like flies on pooh. I could tell the lady at the counter was having a bad day or this sour personaility was the prerequisite to a government job. She looked as if she was going to devour me. When our transaction was finished she asked me in a cold voice, "What did you do to deserve all girls?"
Who had peed in her cheerios that morning? I really took offense with her attitude. At first I wanted to tell her about the different sexual positions that would achieve the all girl status that we currently have. Instead I said, "Something spectacular, I assure you!"
The lady was prying her foot out her mouth as I walked away. The children were being as loud as possible. Something I didn't seem to mind a bit at that moment.
I am the oldest of four (three girls, and a boy) by seven years, eight years, and thirteen years.
I'm going to guess that where you live people just assume you're Mormon. Here in East Tennessee, people always ask my mother and I if we're Catholic or Mormon because of our "large family"
Sadly, we are the small family in our family.
How about "Something spectacular, especially since none of them turned out like YOU! P.S., frowning makes you look old"
I have had similar experiences, except I have three BOYS.
And I adore them. :)
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rock on girls!
girls rock - I have three and then got the surprise of my life and had a boy (he is sooooo different from the girls) then ten years later we had a *REAL* surprise and got another girl!